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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Tired Of Telemarketers?LONDON, Nov 23 (Reuters Life) - Congratulations! You can win the holiday of your dreams - a break from telemarketers -- if you're willing to moo, fake a murder scene, or follow a list of other diversionary tactics.If you're looking for other contact information on how to get rid of telemarketers or to fight back, the most commented-on entry on this site is still getting traffic and is full of ideas and info. 4 CommentsReuben said on 11/28/06 @ 04:20 PM:Jake: http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com Hilarious. Jesse Thompson said on 12/01/06 @ 11:45 AM: I always used to say "Actually, that sounds awsome! oh, wait, call on the other line. Do you mind holding?" To which they would always cheerily answer "yes" and then I'd just conference them into a 1-800 phone sex line. Then again, diversionary tactics don't work anymore since the other end of a telemarketing call is always a voice recording now anyway. BobbiLynn May said on 12/18/06 @ 11:33 AM: I love to tlak to them, they asked me one time if i was the head of the house hold, i said yes, i am mrs. tiffany may. They asked me if it was a bad time to talk, becuase my niece was crying loudly in the background. I said no, she is simply mourning over her dead father, we need to call one of those suicide clean up services soon, she asked me if i had any children, i told her two of them ran away, then she asked me if i wanted to donate money, surprised that she was STILL ON THE LINE i told her that we had just spent the rest of your money on toilet paper, and then I hung up... Hahaha -BobbiLynn May BobbiLynn May said on 12/18/06 @ 11:35 AM: She knew because she was laughing like REALLY quietly in the background while i was talking Hahaha -BobbiLynn May Post a comment |
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