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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Anybody Want To Help With A Practical Joke?Several of the girls in our office here are planning a mom's weekend at one of our bigger houses. Some of the guys (and a couple of the girls who have to work) are thinking about playing a practical joke on them. Anybody have any ideas? We were thinking along the lines of a male stripper calling the house, asking for directions, but none of us could do it because all the women there would recognize us (or even hiring a really BAD stripper show up at the door -- I'm sure I could get some money from folks here to pay somebody for that). Anybody up to the task or have any other great ideas? E-mail me (jake at orty dot com). 7 CommentsNex said on 05/12/05 @ 04:02 PM:Hah hah hah hah Having a real bad stripper show up at the door would be hilarious, or even a regular stripper would be funny, too... since it'll be completely unexpected, and it'll create tension between them "Who hired him?" "......." Make sure the stripper knows everything, so that he doesn't let the girls blow him off Brad said on 05/12/05 @ 04:04 PM: You could always get a family to show up saying they rented the place and cause a hub-bub that way. If you go with a stripper idea, have it be a cop stripper who got a call reporting that one of the cars out front had been reported stolen or something.... I am no good at practical jokes... pity me.... If you could get into the house before they did, there are several things you could do... the cool whip/syran wrap deal, the syran wrap on the toilet, the whipcream on the telephone receiver and making a phone call, the leaving a 2-liter bottle laced with x-lax in the fridge... Jake said on 05/12/05 @ 04:09 PM: Brad: Unfortunately, they've already checked in so I couldn't get to the house first (I thought about it, but I've been here stuck in the office all day). But I like the guests Idea...I might have to try that.... Nex: I don't think they'd be too surprised by a stripper -- they'll be drunk, after all. Wyrd said on 05/12/05 @ 11:12 PM: Why, the old Oregonian stand by of course. Take them snipe hunting. Nex said on 05/15/05 @ 05:56 PM: Any updates on this? Jake said on 05/15/05 @ 05:57 PM: Unfortunately not. We couldn't find a bad stripper (it'd be no fun to find a GOOD stripper -- those are easy to come by). tom Aylward III said on 09/10/05 @ 06:08 PM: i need a practical joke to play on a co-worker during a houseboat trip.... he got me last year by blasting me with a jet-ski while i was asleep. Post a comment |
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