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What NOT To Do With Your Freezer

This is what happens when you don't bother to even look in your freezer in your garage for months:

That was after it had been sitting in the direct sun for 90 minutes. I guess prior to this, the doors were completely frozen over as well. That bag of ice sitting on the ground was discovered after some of the frost had melted off. The freezer was pulled out of a house a friend of mine deals with here in Sunriver, and nobody had bothered to use/check that freezer since they installed a nicer refrigerator (with freezer) in the house.

An hour later, things melted down a bit more, and this was found:

Yes, that's some leftover chicken. God only knows how long that's been buried in the frost in there.

My recommendation? Just take the thing to the dump and burn it.

Posted by Jake on 03/07/05 @ 04:48 PM
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6 Comments

Wyrd said on 03/07/05 @ 09:28 PM:
Let me splain about freezer defrosting. You have to use the proper tools. A bowl of hot water, then shut the door, or/and a hair dryer. Works way fast.

yoleen said on 03/08/05 @ 08:48 AM:
YYUUUUUCCKKKK!!!!!

Michelle said on 03/09/05 @ 02:50 PM:
Hehe, you can see the shadow of you taking the photo in the top picture.

Rob said on 03/09/05 @ 03:53 PM:
I'm impressed! You could keep Ted Williams in there!

Patrick said on 03/09/05 @ 04:20 PM:
I got a friend whose freezer just died- how about you swap half and half?

Kris said on 03/16/05 @ 02:22 AM:
HA!!! you think that is bad??? My room mate and i are living in her uncles house. since he is family... there is still alot of his crap here in the basement. one of the things that he has here is a deep freezer. a few months ago, when we tried to clean it out for use, we notced food dated back to the 70's as well as a bag full of... what we thought might be deer meat. so we opened it up and found frozen pigeons wrapped individualy! THAT my dear yoleen is, "YYUUUUUCCKKKK"!

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