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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
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Crazy Naked Man and Axe Welding RoommatesIt's all in a day's work for city police. A 24-year-old man wearing only an allegedly stolen sweatshirt was found hiding near the College Way Chevron station and arrested early Sunday. He was accused of entering three unlocked apartments, engaging in a struggle with one resident, and trying to enter a fourth, police said.Makes me glad I don't live on the Westside any more. I just have to deal with the loud jackasses in my neighborhood and their hot-rod cars (and their kids). But at least they're not trying to kill me. 6 Commentskasey said on 05/31/04 @ 09:54 PM:no matter was ANYONE says, the westside rocks :) Jon said on 05/31/04 @ 10:14 PM: Uh huh. Now I know who was wielding the axe. ;) Jake said on 05/31/04 @ 10:22 PM: OK, remind me to not sit next to kasey next time we all meet up. ;) Dane said on 06/04/04 @ 02:17 AM: Damn. This town kicks so much ass! I think I'm gonna start a "Bend Psycho" collectible card game... I mean, we've got a good start already... Mr. Burglarize and Hide in the Gas Station, Mrs. Ax-Wielding Maniac, Mr. threathen-girls-on-campus-with-three-foot-sword... Jake said on 06/06/04 @ 08:12 AM: HAHAHA.....I need some free time, and I'll design the cards -- that's hillarious! m said on 10/03/04 @ 06:41 AM: mahdiemail2005@yahoo.com Post a comment |
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