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UtterlyBoring.com is produced by Jake Ortman (e-mail, resume), a 33-year-old dad, percussionist, sysadmin, Web developer, IT consultant and jack-of-all-trades geek, living in Bend, Oregon. He created this so that his expensive journalism and technology degree isn't getting totally wasted. In addition to editing this site in his free time, he is the service manager at Weston Technologies. He has LinkedIn and Facebook profiles if you're trying to stalk him. He will not be posting on Twitter.
Opinions and comments on this site are the opinions of the author, not the author's employer, family, friends or pets. This site is powered by Movable Type and is hosted by orty.com. Since December 1st, 2002, there have been 6463 entries. Visitors to this blog have posted 21009 comments. If you're reading this, you have too much time on your hands. |
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Diary of a HookerMost blogs are dull. Hell, mine is dull 99% of the time. But this one is, well, very interesting. Why? It's the diary of a London call-girl. This blog shows what prostitutes are really thinking about, in graphic, but well written, terms. 7 CommentsTaveras Curry said on 09/22/07 @ 12:15 PM:I love hookers! Without hookers I would be f--king f--ked Demarlo Porter said on 12/14/08 @ 10:40 AM: OK Taveras You Know hookers can become expensive! Believe me I know! Its best to get one private hooker. Also it is much safer! queerRTchoke said on 12/18/09 @ 10:00 PM: Actually most individual hookers have worked in a range of sex industry environments (brothel, private, escort) and at any one time will be working a few different ways so the idea that one sector (ie private) is somehow safer than another is only based on perception - we take our safe sex skills from private work to brothel work to street work, its safer than going to a pub and picking up, trust me!!! The moral of the story - hookers are safe sex educators, in all kinds of work spaces!!! Matthew Tucker said on 08/11/10 @ 06:57 AM: If u guys like hookers so much just get u a slut bitch from the club and marry her. A wife is an over paid prostitute anyway. Wow! I know but when you think about it. Anyway just find the slut with the qualities you like (big ass big tits nice lips) whatever. Also u should invest in products for penis enhancement. I jumped from 4" to a massive 6" monster. Have fun guys. JAMES WILLIS said on 08/20/10 @ 05:19 PM: Wow! Don't u sometimes wish u can suck ur own penis sometimes. I tried it but it hurts ur neck and back really bad if u do it incorrectly. It would be a lot cheaper and conveinant if this was easier. Just a thought guys. Keep it up guys I am OUT. I am not saying I am coming out the closet. Just saying keep it real I am out of here. Good luck. JAMES WILLIS said on 09/23/10 @ 01:36 PM: I am not wearing any panties! Terrel Neal said on 01/22/11 @ 05:23 AM: Man my penis is just too big for hookers. I whipped it out 1 day and the hooker ran away. Post a comment |
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